I'm half drunk right now, because I had a rum and coffee (in 3:1 proportions) and honestly it's hard for me to even write. The buzz caught me off guard, since I usually have a drink like this at the same time. What was the problem today? I'm fasting — no breakfast, no lunch, no snack — because I spent all day making room in my stomach for a nightly feast of roast pork and fries. I survived on nothing but tobacco and coffee, and now I'm paying the price. As we say around here: 'the dead don't scream,' and I still think this week's Visual Dump came out pretty good. Don't you think? With a recommended movie at the end and everything. Hic!
