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Loops of all kinds, from jokes and accidents to optical illusions and chemical reactions, with the usual wildcard here and there to surprise you. This column takes a while to load, so be patient, and it looks better in full screen. Ready? Well, now I leave you with my chosen song of the day, to add some rhythm to all this silent stuff. A song to get depressed, in this case, because why so much celebration.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/vt1Pwfnh5pcSetting aside female vocalists for a few editions, we go with one of my all-time favorite singers: Johnny Cash. It's hard to choose just one song from a guy I consider a hero of world music, but I think everyone will agree with me that 'Hurt' is his most well-known classic. It hurts me to leave out God's Gonna Cut You Down and I Walk the Line, but that's life, you can't have everything. Thank you for so much, Johnny, wherever you are.
HANGER HEAD
THE "I DIDN'T DO IT" KID
TOUCHING THE SKY WITH YOUR HANDS
DELAYED EFFECT
HA!
MOLD LOOKING FOR FOOD SOURCES
NOM NOM NOM
ZOMBIE DISINTEGRATOR
LAZY EYE
UMBRELLA FACTORY
PERPETUAL MOTION
CREATURES FROM THE DEPTHS
IT'S ALIVE!
UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
TOTAL DOMINATION
ACTION FROZEN IN TIME
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
PAPERCRAFT
BREAKING TOOTHPICKS WITH YOUR BUTT
SNEEZING
COULD HAVE GONE WRONG
REALISTIC ART
I WISH IT WERE POSSIBLE...
RAY HARRYHAUSEN
TO MAGIC SCHOOL
HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
OOPS!
WHAT'S THE MAAAATTER?
SEXY ASCII
THINGS AND LITTLE THINGS