It’s pouring outside and my internet is wobbling! But whether it rains, storms, or thunders, duty calls and the show must go on. So, even though my ISP won’t fix the box on the street that cuts my connection as soon as it gets wet, here are the week’s animated images in this psychedelic column we’ve come to call the Animated Dump. Because that’s exactly what it is: a place to dump the best and most toxic stuff from the web, in GIF, MP4, and WEBM formats.
You know what to do. Get yourself something tasty to drink while you wait for the page to load, put your browser in full screen, and start scrolling down very slowly, to be surprised second by second, frame by frame. As always, I hope you enjoy it and… Speedy, damn you, if you’re reading this, COME FIX THE DAMN INTERNET BOX IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! The happiness of the thousands of readers who visit this column depends on it!
I WOULD GET MAD THE SAME WAY
I TRIED, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
ANIMAL INSTINCT
AWWWWW... UH?
GENIUSES OF LIFE
BEFORE YOUTUBE, ON NEWGROUNDS
AWWWW.... UHHH???
COWARDLY KITTENS
A CLASSIC
THE BIRTH OF A STRAWBERRY
THE SUPREMACY OF THE GREATEST
FAST AND FURIOUS
EXTINCTION
OUCH!
GREAT
POOR THING...
THE BAD ENDING OF KARATEKA
IT COULD HAVE WORKED...
CHANGED TIDES
CACTUS TIME-LAPSE VIDEO
TRAINED TO...
DEATH BY GOOGLE GLASS
