This is a message from the future. If you are reading this, it is because you have been chosen... CHOSEN TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF! In the next few seconds of your life you will see a fun and interesting sequence of images, several tortoise jokes and a film riddle at the end (instead of a recommendation). But above all, you will spend about five minutes watching a video of a guy who suffers like a condemned man for eating a whole habanero chili pepper, which he himself grew in his backyard. This guy is me, Maxi Ferzzola, leader of the "Resistance of Procrastinators", pursued in your future by all the bosses, teachers and parents of your visitors, who blame him for lowering the productivity of the system.
Don't let him die at the hands of an angry manager because you didn't deliver your assignment on time! Change the future! You have the power! DON'T LOOK AT THE IMAGES OR THE VIDEO AND HELP ME SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY. CLOSE THIS WINDOW IMMEDIATELY!
Shhhh.... there he heard them. They're coming for me! Damn you! You wasted 15 minutes of your life on the Weekly Visual Dump and now I'll have to pay for it with my life. But well, at least I die knowing I made you smile. I guess there are worse things... Aaauuuughhh
X-rays, but not the kind I would like
The tortoise that looks like the girl from the meme of "the crazy girlfriend"
VIDEO TO PRACTICE EYE CONTACT
Comment: She doesn't look disgusted, so it's not good training
Again me, in my single and poor years
This is good design!
Only for horror cultists. Can you find all the references?
How badly Predator aged!
It's not a whale, it's a kite (barrilete)
"The Little Prince" for the blind.
- The little tortoise wonders where to go - Give it this - Yum yum. It loved it!
"The most ambitious crossover in history"
A true fossil
An engineer installing an IBM computer, 1958
Use the Force, Mark!
What a fool! Give it a zero! ?
Connect the dots
The classic armor to protect your virginity
Porn before the Internet
A tortoise with a hat
Heroes of Might & Magic ♥
Oops
How to prevent someone from discovering your XXX collection
Hmmmm... what movie does this still belong to? Don't waste your time searching on Google, friend. I took the image myself and there are no hits. Nothing that leads you to the answer! MUAHAHAHAHA. No clues, okay. And if you discover what movie it belongs to, you might want to watch it. If you like that kind of cinema, at least...
