Last week we were late. This week, almost on time. That's the Vertedero de la Semana for you: it comes out when it can, but it always comes out. In this edition, friends, it's the usual weekly fare with the same vibe as always. I hope you enjoy your visit, and to make sure you do, here's one of my favorite songs of all time...

Animated Dump of the Week (No. 203)
Valeria Lynch – Qué ganas de no verte nunca más

"Qué ganas de no verte nunca más", by Valeria Lynch, a personal idol of mine for life and one of the five best female singers in the world according to The New York Times. No less. Enjoy!

HERE'S JOHNNY!

Here's Johnny!

ALL INCLUSIVE

All Inclusive

BIG TRICK

Big Trick

PURE POWER

Pure Power

GEISHA SKATER

Geisha Skater

MOMMY KITTY

Mommy Kitty

HAPPY

Happy

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

Stairway to Heaven

NOM NOM NOM

Nom Nom Nom

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE HOW IT HAS SEX

I don't even want to imagine how it has sex

WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY GIRLFRIENDS

When you have too many girlfriends

IT MUST BE SPECIAL EFFECTS

It must be special effects

BEAUTIFUL WELCOME

Beautiful Welcome

STATIC STYLIST

Static Stylist

HULA HOOP

Hula Hoop

PANGOLIN ON TWO LEGS

Pangolin on two legs

PURE LOVE

Pure Love

SUPER GIRL

Super Girl

WILL IT FALL OR NOT?

Will it fall or not?

THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY

The heist of the century

COME TO MY CONSCIOUSNESS! COME TO ME!

Come to my consciousness! Come to me!

I WANT I WANT I WANT

I want, I want, I want

THE HERO WE DIDN'T NEED

The hero we didn't need

RACE AGAINST TIME

Race against time

TWO DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES

Two different techniques

FETAL HULA HOOP

Fetal hula hoop

PERFECT SHOT

Perfect shot

MARIO IS HAVING A BAD DAY

Mario is having a bad day

LOOKS SEXY BUT IT'S FUNNY

Looks sexy but it's funny

EXTREME COORDINATION

Extreme coordination